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Laugh of the Day: Annoying your Colleagues

  • SumoMe

Bored of work and need to let off some steam? Tick off your favourite colleague in the office with these full-proof ways:

  1. Annoy him!Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
  4. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
  5. Practice making fax and modem noises.
  6. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
  7. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  8. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”
  9. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  10. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  11. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  12. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  14. type only in lowercase.
  15. dont use any punctuation either
  16. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
  17. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  18. Ask people what gender they are.
  19. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  20. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”

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