Have you ever typed in a phrase and looked at Google’s suggestions to find something utterly laugh-worthy? Send us some of the funnies that you’ve uncovered to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll feature it here!
You like to do what now? I’m sorry I don’t play that way.
Excuse you, and your blasphemous thoughts. No more quoting Tallageda Nights for you, young man!
In other news, the suggestion after that is lyrics to a cute little song, sung by a talented young owl in Merrie Melodies, which was part of Looney Tunes. That’s enough for useless trivia for the day.